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Body to body, skin to skin, open your legs and let me in!

I’d ride you sititng, i’d ride you lying, if you were a bird i’d ride you flying. When you’re dead and long forgotten, i’ll dig you up and ride you rotten.

I have to tell you what people are saying behind your back… Nice Arse!
the changeling

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If you find sex a pain in the ass, you’re doing it wrong.

If you don’t like oral, keep your mouth shut!

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