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Sexual Thoughts of the day
Its not the length, its not the size,
its how many times u can make it rise!
its not how well it fits but
how often u can make it spit!

What’s the difference between your job and your wife?Your job still
sucks after five years!

sex is like a maths test: me plus you subtracked the cloths add the bed divied the legs multiply the orgasms fancy a maths test??

The funny poem
sex is good
sex is class
whip me baby
spank my arse
doggy style 69
lick me out
make me smile
if u want me in the sac
lick your lips and txt me back

Mr & Mrs Blobby are lying in bed one night Mrs Bloby turns to mr bloby & says ‘bluba lluba lupblub’ mr bloby turns & says ’shut the fuck up and swallow bitch!

John & Jim were having anal sex when John says “I’ve AIDS”. “Dear God” cries Jim. “Only messing says John, I just love the way you tighten your arse when I say it”

Old chinese proverb says “man with erection walking through door sideways is always going to Bangkok”

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Oral sex can be so fine
when you are in a 69
You start 2 moan
shake & quiver
till you come like a river
when you are done
don’t be insane
just wipe your knob & start again