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Marriage is like a public toilet
Those waiting outside are desperate to get in
&
Those inside are desperate to come out..

Ek sardar road se guzar raha tha.
usne road se kuch uthaya aur chillaya.
haramjade log tatti bhi aise karte hai jaise
samosa pada ho.

Mohabbat kro IBADAT k sath
Pyar kro NAZAQAT k sath
Dosti kro INSANIYAT k sath
SMS padh liya?
Chlo ab Rply kro SHARAFAT k sath

ye zindgi moh hai,maya hai,jeevan me sukh kisne paya hai,
ek hum hai,jo bhulte nahi hai apko,
aur ek aap hain jo kehte hain, phir KAMBAKHT ka msg aya hai.

Aapki Khidmat Main Kuch Computer Technology Related Shaayari Pesh Kar raha Hoon…..
Arz Kiya Hai….
Tumse Main Kal Mila To Mere Dil Mein Huwa EK “Sound”
Lekin Aaj Tum Mili To Kehti Ho “Your File Not Found”
Aisa Bhi Nahin Hai Ki “I Don’t Like Your Face”
Per Dil Ke Computer Mein Nahin “Enough Disk Space”
Ghar Se Nikalti Ho Jab [...]

Bubblo nay ENGLISH k paper k liye
“MY BESY FRIEND” ka essay tayar kia
lakin paper mai “MY FATHER” ka essay a gaya.
Ab us nay socha k “MY BEST FRIEND” ka essay he likhta ho lakin
FRIEND k jaga FATHER ka word likh don ga.
Ab ESSAY kuch u tha.
“Father are everywhere but good father rare very rare.
I have [...]

If Malika plays roll of Draupadi,
Duryodhan will say pheli bhabhi ko sari to pehna,
hum to dekhen ye vastro mein kaisi lagti hai..?

Sardarni: Ji tussi gaddi eni tej kyu bhja rahe ho?
Sardar: Areh,gaddi di break fail ho gayi hai,
is sey pehley k accident ho jae,
jaldi jaldi ghar pohunchain gay!

2 pyaz,
3 lahsun,
5 gm zeera,
3 kali mirch,
2 spoon namak,
4 spoon oil,
1 cup water
Aur thoda sa hara dhaniya.
Pata hai Main kya bana rahi hu?
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Tumhain ullu!