Sardar g ne job k liye apply kia. Jawab aya to khushi mein 1 Grand party ker dali. Doston ne fermaish ki k apointmnt lettr dikhao.
Sardar: Ay English ich hy mein tuhanu tarjma kr k dasda haan
“Dear Banta Singh”
Pyare Banta Singh
“You Do not meet”
Tussi te milday hi nai
“our requirements”
Sadi zrurat ho tusi
“no further corspondnce..”
Hun hore [...]
Behind every successful student
there is a Good Teacher
But What about Failed student?
A BEAUTIFUL
TEACHER…!
Teacher: Batao saal me kitne mausam hote hain?
Student: “Sir 4 mausam.”
Tchr: Kaun kon si?
Stdnt:”Hadtaal, Election, Imtehanaat, Hungame.”
Yeh student ki pehchan hai.
Hath mein cigret mun me pan hai.
Mashoor ye shetan hai.
Yeh student ki pehchan hai.
Parhna isay ata nhi,
Class me kabi jata nai,
Canteen iski jan hai,
Yeh student ki pehchan hai.
Jalso me sab se agay hai,
Naaro me sab se agay hai,
Imtehan me naqal iski aan hai,
Yeh student ki pehchan hai.
Larkio k pichay para hai,
Jo [...]
15 to 20 saal ki larki football ki tarha hai aik k pechay dus log.
21 to 30 saal ki larki cricket ball hai aik k pas ati hai baqi reh jatay hain.
31 to 40 saal ki larki to nahi hoti,
Woh aurat hoti hai jo table tennis ki ball ki tarha hai aik kehta hai tu [...]
Raat ko sirf 3 tarah ke log jaagte hai:
Bhoot – insan ko darane k liye..
Machar – insan ko satane k liye..
Husband & Wife – insan ko banane ke liye
Aap k brain ki Xray report aa gayi:
10 g Mitti,
10 g Kankar Pattar,
25 Type ke Kide Makode,
&
500 gm ghaas-phoos.
Kamal Hai Mujhe Laga Khali Hoge!!!
Santa:Have you eaten muli da paratha?
Bubli:No,maine to sandwich khaya hai.
Santa:Dont try to lie,u know lips can lie but hips don’t lie.
Meri taraf say apko 1 PAPPI
Apki saheli ko 1 PAPPI
Saheli ki saheli ko 1 PAPPI
Batao Kyun?
Aaj hi mere DOGGY NE 10 PAPPI ko janam dia hai!
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