What’s the diff between Dava & Daru(Medicine & Whiskey)?
Dava is like girlfriend,
that comes with expiry date and Daru is like wife,
Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.
santa 2 banta — yaar banta neend nahi aa rahi.
banta—-koi baat nahi. uska intzaar mat kar or so jaa.
For Teachers
“Perfect lecture should be like a girls mini skirt which is long enough to cover the subject and short enough to creat the interest”
A man was lost alone
on an island. 1day he
decided 2 build a
wooden boat.Suddenly
a grl comes & man uses
d wood 4 makin
a bed
Moral: A girl can
change Ur aim ..
What is a girl friend?
Addition of problems,
subtraction of money,
multiplication of enemies
&
division of friends.
An Aeroplane asks a Rocket
How is that you can fly so fast?
The Rocket replies you will know the pain
when they put fire at your back!
A student was asked to write
a signboard for the traffic rules
near the college campus
He wrote:-
“Drive Carefully!
Don’t kill the students,
wait for the Teachers”
He: yes! at last it was so hard to wait
she:Do you want me to leave?
He: No! don’t even think about it
She: Do you love me ?
He: ofcourse! over and over!
She:Have you ever cheated on me?
He:No! why are you even asking?
She:will you go on with me on picnic?
He:every chance I get!
She:will you hit me ?
He:Are you [...]
Man at medical store:I need poison
Chemist: I can’t sell you that
Man shows his marriage certificate
.
.
.
Chemist: Oh! sorry,
I did not knew you had a prescription.