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Ghar me practice karna:
1. Ek angoor lo
2. Hath me pakro
3. Ab apne danto k beech me rakho
4. Ab ahista se sheeshe me dekho
WAH! LANGOOR K MUNH ME ANGOOR

Where are you? you are you not replying? I am worried coz todays paper I read that due to thunder a monkey has been severely injured. So if you are safe, SMS me immediately.

Those innocent eyes… Those kissable lips… A great smile… The perfect walk… Smoothest talk… Absolutely gorgeous.. Thats enough about me-How are you?

What did the elephant say to the naked man?
How do you breathe through that thing?

Q:What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?
A:About 45 pounds!!

Think Big. Think Positive. Think Smart. Think Beautiful. Think Great. I know, that is too much for you, so here is a shortcut. JUST THINK ABOUT ME!

Yamraj:Your Time Is Over.
Boy:Is There Anyway To Escape?
Yamraj:If you Can Kiss the one Who Is Reading This Messsage!
Boy:Che..Yack..Thu..
I Prefer To Die

Do you want to see malika bathing press down
(Give some gap here)
You R slow she had finished her bath sorry try tomorrow.

You are 100% beautiful,
You are 100% lovely,
You are 100% sweet,
You are 100% nice,
and You 100% stupid to believe these words.