The 1st Advice Of
Father To His Son
When Son Got His
Driving License Made,
Is
“Remember 1 Thing Son
If You are Going To Hit
Anything, Make Sure
Its Cheap”
I wrote your name on sand,
it got washed.
I wrote your name in air,
it was blown away.
I wrote your name on my heart &
i got Heart Attack.
Tom : How should I convey the
news to my father that I’ve failed?
David: You just send a telegram:
Result declared, past year’s performance repeated.
Q: Do you know why in a couple’s photo
man is on the right side & woman on the left?
A: Cause as per balance sheet,Liabilities are on the
Left Side & Assets on the Right!
Father to son:
whenever i beat you,
you dont get annoyed,
how you control your anger?
son: i start cleaning the toilet
seat with your toothbrush
Pappu (reading from book of facts): “Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?” Sardar: “Why don’t you use a mouth wash?”
Q: Why did Pappu take his pregnant wife Jeeto to Pizza Hut? A: Because they advertised: ‘Free Delivery’
Pappu walks into a library & says, “Can I have a burger and coke?” Librarian, “I’m sorry, this is a library.” Pappu whispers, “Can I have a burger & fries?”
Pappu was drawing money from ATM. Sardar, who was just behind him in the line said: I’ve seen your password. It’s ****. Sant: you r wrong. It’s 1394.
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