When nobody luvs u, nobody cares 4 u, nobody think about u, every1 ignores u, then go n sit in the corner close your eyes n think: Bhanch*d Chakar kya hai?
Man: Doc mera khada nahi hota hai.
Doc: are you married?
NO.
Do you hv a g/f?
NO.
Do you go to prostitutes?
NO.
Doc: To khada karke kya calander tangega?
In chemistry class teacher asked a gal: What are nitrates?
Ladki ne sharma ke kaha: Night rates are costlier then day.
Hindi class mein master ki pant ki zip khul dekh Ladkiyan zor se hasnelagi.
Masterji bole: Zyada hehe ki to bahar nikaal kar khada kar doonga.
Palat k Dekh Jaalim,
Tamanna hum bhi rakhte hai,
Husn tum rakhti ho to jawaani hum bhi rakhte hai,
Gehrai tum rakhti ho to Lambai hum bhi rakhte hai.
How do Municipal Buses help in Family Planning?
By spreading the Message: KRIPYA PEECHHE SE CHADHIYE
Which part of the body is most sensitive while watching adult movies? Guess?
Ha ha, you are wrong. It’s your ears to make sure ki koi aa to nahin raha.
A lady from 2nd floor asking a bananawala: Kaise diye?
Bananawala: Memsaab Aath mein Bara.
Lady: Saat mein Tera deta hai to oopar aaja.
A girl for first the time was handling a boy’s cock. After some time some drops came out, she asked what’s that?
The boy said: Yeh khushi ke aansoo hain.
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