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A baniya has sex just on alternate days! His friend asks him the reason. Baniya replies: Ke karen, ek din to condom sukhane mein lag jaave hai!

Ladki apni marzi se de to Pyar,
Dost dilaen to Uphaar,
Ghar wale dilaen to Sanskaar
Aur hum apne aap le lein to Balatkaar

Boy: If I press your boobs & run, what’ll you think?
Girl: I’ll think… Ek bewakoof, jo puri car chala sakta tha, sirf horn daba ke bhag gaya

Ek sawaal: Duniya ka sabse mushkil kaam kya hai?
Jawaab: Soye huye pappu par condom chadhaana.

School mein bachche ke papa ne teacher se kaha: Madam ji Thodi aap koshish karo, thodi hum karte hain, bachcha to nikal hi jayega…!

Man was smoking in a bus. Conductor: No Smoking ka board nahin dikhta?
Man: Uske side mein ‘Always Wear Condom’ ka board hai, ab vo bhi laga ke baithoon?

Bania to petrolpumpwala: Your scheme ‘Free Sex with Petrol’ is a fraud. Pumpwala: It’s not fraud sir. Ask your wife, she has already won 9 times

Ladki aur chai mein hamesha 6 qualities honi chahiye:
Garam ho, Tez ho, Meethi ho, Doodh jyada ho, 5 minute mein taiyyar ho, and Raat bhar sone na de

For toothpaste ad they show teeth.
For hair oil they show hair.
For face cream they show face.
But for Whisper they are not showing anything, that’s cheating. Jaago Grahak Jaago