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Why do pubic hair never grey and hair on head turn grey? Because utte sochan hi sochan te thale moujan hi moujan.

Ik badmaash ik kuri nu chak ke lai janda hai te rape karna shuru kar dinda hai.
Karda karda ruk jaanda hai te kehnda hai: Hun dass kithe hai tera ashiq, je hai dum taan…
Kudi: Tu ruk na kari chal, maza aa reha hai, us kamine nu SMS padi jaan de

Pregnant gal se Doc ne pucha: Yeh kab hua?
Gal: Jab Mom n Dad film dekhne gaye the, mera friend ghar aaya tha.
Doc: Tum saath kyon nahin gayi?
Gal: Adult movie thi…

A young gal goes to a Doc with mom
Gal: Medical check up karwana hai
Doc: Kapde utaar k parde k peeche let jaao
Gal: Mera nahin, mom ka
Doc: Oh, aap jeebh dikhayen

Woman: Doc saab mujhe thode din bachcha nahin chahiye.
Doc: Yeh Condom Le Lo.
Woman: Ye pani ke saath loon ya doodh ke saath.
Doc: Kele ke saath

What is the similarity between a bus conductor and a gay? Both shout: Peechey se Aaa

Bihari Babu: Arre O doctarwa, kaisa nasbandi kiye ho humaar? Biwi phr se maan banne wali hai.
Doc: Hum nasbandi tohar kiya hoon pura Bihar ka nahin.

Boss to his secretary: Book my ticket for London, aur suno mera naam D.K. Bose likhwana, varna Airport pe mera naam BhosDK announce hota ha

One agent was tensed.
Dealer: Kya hua?
Agent: Main 6 mahine se tour pe hoon, aur meri biwi pregnant ho gai.
Dealer: Ab pata chala bina order ke maal aaye to kaisa lagta hai…