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What’s common between Suicide and Masturbation?
Khud-Kushi & Khud-Khushi.

A newly wed couple went to CM for aashirwaad. CM said: Hum CM hain aur CM kabhi aashirwaad nahin dete, sirf udghatan karte hain.

A gal to black boy: Tum itne kaale kyon ho?
Boy: Agar kala hoon to ismein tumhare baap ka kya jaata hai?
Gal: Agar mere baap ka gaya hota to itne kale na hote.

Gay to his partner in the morning: Aap naraaz hain humse?
Partner: Nahin.
Gay: To phir raat ko meri taraf muh kar ke kyon soye the?

Pehlan usne chunni utaari, phir kameez, phir undershirt te phir bra utaari aur aakhir mein… salvaar bhi utaar layi.
Fer…?
Fer ki si taar khaali ho gayi.

Madam: Billu, kutti de enne bachche kyun hu jande ne?
Billu: Madam tussi vi sadak te nange ghumoge te tuhade vi ho jaan ge.

Duniya mein sab se himmat wala kaun?
Dhobi- kabhi bhi kisi ke ghar jaa kar bol sakta hai sahib bibi ji ko bolo kapde nikal kar rakhe mein abhi aa ke leta hu.

Gals: Inspector ji Munde tang karde ne.
Boys: Eh ilzaam jootha hai Inspector saab, assin tang nai karde, khulli karde ne.

A boy & gal of LKG class asked teacher: Kya chote baccho ke bacche ho sakte hai?
Teacher: No.
Boy said to gal: Bas dekha! Tu aise hi dar rahi thi.