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Ek ladki ki t-shirt pe likha tha “93.5 Red FM”
To batao uski pant par kya likha hoga - Bajate raho

Kya hoga agar Pepsodent wale condom banaye to….??!! Hona kya hai?! Raat Bhar Dishum Dishum !

When an apple is green, it is ready to pluck and when a girl is 18 she is ready to… VOTE. Hamesha galat hi sochoge!

Don’t carry umbrella during rain, keep WHISPER on your head coz yeh ghanto tak geelepan ka ehsas bhi na hone de.

Dr: Jor se saans lijiye, Lambi saans, aur Lambi then a sound came “khatak”
Dr: Oh! lagata hai aapka rib fracture hai.
Lady: Chup raho, meri bra ka huk toot gya hai.

Ik aadmi nu Chhik (aa chi) aayee te naal hi padd vi aa gaya. Oh chhik te padd maar ke boliya: Wah O yaad karan waleya, bund hi paad ditti…

Lakh hila lo, lakh daba lo, lakh utha lo, lakh bitha lo, lakh ghuma lo, lakh mana lo, lekin SUSU ki aakhri boond hamesha CHADDI mein hi giregi

Pappu Bank se 50,000 Rs lene gaya. 500 k note nahi si. Lady cashier: Aap so (100) k le loge?
Pappu: Tussi deyo ta sahi, asi khare-khare hi lai-leyaangey.

Ek hijde ne Viagra khayi. Shareer mein se aawaz aayi: Maaf keejiye, aap ke system mein yeh suvidha uplabadh nahi hai.