Church de gate te likhya c: J tusi paap kar k thak gaye o taan meri sharan ch aajao.
Ik callgirl ne note pad ke usde niche apney mobile number de naal likh dita, J nahi thake taan meri sharan ch aa jao!
Thought for the happy life: Patni agar pati ko naukar samjhe to pati ko kya karna chahiye?
Zyada kuchh nahi… do char ghar aur pakad Lene chahiye!
90 sal ke Buddhe Ne Viagra kharidi aur medical wale se puchha ‘Kaise Leni hai?’
Dukandar ne upar se niche tak dekha aur kaha: Tulsi Aur Gangajal ke Sath Lo.
Boy to girl in a party: Kitne bhai behen ho!
Girl: Six
Boy: Maa Baap ko aur koi kaam nahi tha kya?
Girl: Tum kitne ho?
Boy: One
Girl: Baap me dam nahi tha kya?
Girl to another: Kal sapne me mujhe koi chakku se mar raha tha.
2nd Girl: Tu dar mat agar sapne sach hote to mujhe roj ABBORTION karana padta…
Student: Madam agar apke house k 4 batton me se 3 tut jaye to 4th pe jo aati hai, usko jimmedari kehte hai.
LESBIAN kisko kehte hain?
2 kamini ladkiyan, jo mard ko khush nahi dekh sakti!
Teacher: Soch or Veham me kya fark hai..? Pappu: Aap ki Beti Sweet & Sexy hai… Ye hamari Soch hai or wo hamare hathon se bach jayegi ye Aap ka Veham hai.
Girl: Tumne mujh mein aisa kya dekha jo tumhe mujhse pyar ho gaya?
Boy: Darling! Abhi kuchh dekha kahan hai? Dekne ke liye hi toh pyar kiya hai!
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