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Door Gaon Main
Raat Ko Jub..
Maa Baap Sotay Nahin..
To..
Bachay Kehtay Hain..
So Jaa Bapu
So Jaa..
Nahi To aik Aur Ho Jaye Ga!

Khidiki khuli nazar mili
Khidiki khuli nazar mili
Par vo nahi uski ammi mili

Roshni deker doob jana koi suraj se seekhey..
Dil deker dard Lena ki Ada koi humse seekhey..
Kuch na deker Dil Lena koi unse seekhey..
SMS leker REPLY na kerna koi Appse seekhey

LOADING BABE METER
5%
17%
38%
59%
77%
88%
98%
100%COMPLETE
PROCESSING DATA
ANALYSIS COMPLETE
YOU ARE 100%
GORGEOUS BABE

What’s common between the sun & women’s underwear?
a) Both are hot
b) Both look better while going down
c) Both disappear by night.

Confucious say Man have more hair on chest than woman - but on the (w)hole woman have more.

Feelin bored? Think of me.
Feelin sad? Call me.
Feelin lonely? See me.
Feelin horny? Use your hand & enjoy the art of messaging me.

If you assume you may make an ASS out of you and ME, but if you don’t assume, nothing gets done.

Nipple, Nipple don’t b far,
let me press you in my car,
up above the chest so high,
always milky never dry,
let me suck you don’t feel shy, in the bra u’ll die.