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A man said to his doctor everytime I look in the mirror I get an erection’ the doctor said ‘That’s because you look like a cunt!

Mobile phones are the only things in live of which men talk about having the smallest.

I’m popey the sailorman, I’m member of the klu klux clan, when I pull the triger, I kill a fuc***g nigger. I’m popey the sailor man, toet toet.

How to keep an idiot entertained *press down* …… … .. …….. ….. ……… .. …. How to keep an idiot entertained *press up*

On the door of a toilet….Some people come here to sit and wonder, I come here to shit like thunder!

If my head looks like yours, I’d shave my rear end and walked on my hands.

Dear God, thank you for making me healthy. Can you also make me sexy? If you can’t make me sexy, please make all my friends fat.

The rain makes all things beautiful.The grass & flowers too.If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn’t it rain on you?

Hi, how do you like your eggs in the morning? Scrambled or fertilized?