If you don’t like

Mobile sex: push 1 for oral,
2 for anal, 3 for normal,
4 for a trio, 5 for SM and
for everything … dial my number!

Sex and Proffession:

Bankers do it with interest;
Djs do it on request;
Dentist does it oral;
Medical Rep. does it for sample
and Pathologist do it as an examination

Oral sex can be so fine
when you are in a 69
You start 2 moan
shake & quiver
till you come like a river
when you are done
don’t be insane
just wipe your knob & start again

Teacher: Use “harassment” in a sentence.
Johnny: Her mouth said no,
but “her ass meant” yes.

Mary had a little lamb, she called it little Ralph,
but now he’s burning in a field because of Foot & Mouth!