If you find sex

What do you call a gay man with a huge dick? A pain in the ass.

Q: Why doesn’t the President have a cat?
A: Coz he believes it’s wrong for
bush and pussy to mix.

A husband was stung by a bee on his
pen*s n it became swollen.
His wife prayed,
‘Oh God may u remove off d pain &
leave d size as it is.

Woman was having pain during delivery.
Husband prayed: Oh Lord! Please make it lose for
the Baby and then tight for the Daddy!!

Love is gamble,
Sex is game,
Boys Play it,
Girls get D Blame,
1 Night of pleasure,
9 Month of Pain,
1 Day in hospital &
it needsa Name!