Mr & Mrs Blobby are lying in bed

Sexual stages

at 20 simply fuck
at 30 loves to fuck
at 40 still can fuck
at 50 tries to fuck
at 60 cries for a fuck
at 70 wht the fuck

What do you do if your woman gets too fat?
Start her to walking 3 miles every morning, and 3 miles every night, by the end of the day the fat bitch will be 6 miles away!

Hickery dickery doc some bitch was gobbling my cock, the slut tangled her hair and was dangling there but first she swallowed the lot.

If you don’t like oral, keep your mouth shut!

How are lawyers like sperms?

One out of a million turns out to be a human being.