sex is like a maths test: me plus you

sex Is Like a Mathematics Test . . ! Me Plus u . . . Subtract The Clothes . . . Plus The bed . . . Divide The Legs…Multiply The orgasms . . . Fancy a Mathematics Test . . ?

Why do women fake orgasms?

Because men fake foreplay.

What is the similarity between
a folding chair and a girl?

Both are useless if their
legs don’t open !

Roses are red, Pickles are green. I love your legs and whats in between.

Roses are red,
Grass is green,
Your legs are beautiful,
and whats in between??