Sexual Thoughts of the day

S*x Poetry:
Its not d length, its not the size
its not how many times u can make it rise.
Its not how well it fits, but how late it spits!!

How does a man know when his wife is
losing interest?

When her favorite sexual position is
‘next door’

A husband was stung by a bee on his
pen*s n it became swollen.
His wife prayed,
‘Oh God may u remove off d pain &
leave d size as it is.

Woman is the best vehicle in the world
Front-2 bumpers
Back-2 bumpers
Self lubricating wen hot
Monthly automatic

  engine oil  change
Every type of piston fits!

Sexual stages

at 20 simply fuck
at 30 loves to fuck
at 40 still can fuck
at 50 tries to fuck
at 60 cries for a fuck
at 70 wht the fuck