What’s the difference between your job

An old man wanted to get his young wife pregnant so they went to the doctor. He gave the old man a specimen cup and told him to fill it. The old man came back the next day with an empty cup with the lid screwed on tight. The doctor asked what happened. The old man said ‘”tried all night. I used my left hand, my right hand, my wife tried with both hands, my neighbor’s wife tried with both hands… nothing.” The doctor said “wait a minute, you even had your neighbor’s wife?” The old man relied “Yeah, and none of us could get the damned lid off the jar.”

Q: whats a 65 years old woman got between her legs that a 25 years old a’int?
A: nipples.

Wife: Darling you are like a cellphone.
Hus: Why coz, I vibrate a lot.

Wife: no coz, you loose your tower,
whenever you enter the tunnel.

Man 2 wife on wedding night:
R u sure that I’m the 1st
man u have slept with?

Wife: Of course honey, I stayed
awake with all the others.

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY:

Your wife is ur right hand..
but in the absence of ur wife..
ur right hand becomes your wife…