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	<description>Latest SMS / Text Messages &#38; Jokes [ Love, Birthday, Funny, Good Morning, Good Night &#38; Naughty ]</description>
	<pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 10:02:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>What’s the difference between Dava &amp; Daru</title>
		<link>http://www.dailytext.org/funny-text-messages/what%e2%80%99s-the-difference-between-dava-daru/</link>
		<comments>http://www.dailytext.org/funny-text-messages/what%e2%80%99s-the-difference-between-dava-daru/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 10:02:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Funny Text Messages / SMS Jokes Collection]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[daru sms]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[dava sms]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[medicine sms]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[What’s the diff between Dava &#038; Daru(Medicine &#038; Whiskey)?
Dava is like girlfriend,
that comes with expiry date and Daru is like wife,
Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>What’s the diff between Dava &#038; Daru(Medicine &#038; Whiskey)?<br />
Dava is like girlfriend,<br />
that comes with expiry date and Daru is like wife,<br />
Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.</p>
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		<title>Santa 2 Banta</title>
		<link>http://www.dailytext.org/funny-text-messages/santa-2-banta/</link>
		<comments>http://www.dailytext.org/funny-text-messages/santa-2-banta/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 09:56:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Funny Text Messages / SMS Jokes Collection]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[santa 2 banta]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[santa 2 banta &#8212; yaar banta neend nahi aa rahi.
banta&#8212;-koi baat nahi. uska intzaar mat kar or so jaa.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>santa 2 banta &#8212; yaar banta neend nahi aa rahi.<br />
banta&#8212;-koi baat nahi. uska intzaar mat kar or so jaa.</p>
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		<title>A late night sms greeting</title>
		<link>http://www.dailytext.org/good-night-text-messages/a-late-night-sms-greeting/</link>
		<comments>http://www.dailytext.org/good-night-text-messages/a-late-night-sms-greeting/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 09:54:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Good Night Text Messages / SMS, Jokes, Greetings]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[GoodNight SMS]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[SMS GoodNight]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.dailytext.org/?p=9606</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[A late night sms greeting doesnt
only mean good night
It has a silent msg saying..
u r my last thought at night..
Goodnight.
]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A late night sms greeting doesnt<br />
only mean good night<br />
It has a silent msg saying..<br />
u r my last thought at night..<br />
Goodnight.</p>
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		<title>Zindagi ki ringtone</title>
		<link>http://www.dailytext.org/cute-text-messages/zindagi-ki-ringtone/</link>
		<comments>http://www.dailytext.org/cute-text-messages/zindagi-ki-ringtone/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Nov 2009 11:26:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Cute & Sweet Text Messages / SMS, Quotes, Jokes]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.dailytext.org/?p=9604</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Hansi ko inbox,
Ansu ko outbox,
Gusse ko hold,
Muskan ko sent,
Help ko ok,
Dil ko karo vibrate,
Phir dekho zindagi ki ringtone kitni pyari bajti hai
]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hansi ko inbox,<br />
Ansu ko outbox,<br />
Gusse ko hold,<br />
Muskan ko sent,<br />
Help ko ok,<br />
Dil ko karo vibrate,<br />
Phir dekho zindagi ki ringtone kitni pyari bajti hai</p>
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		<title>LANGOOR K MUNH ME ANGOOR</title>
		<link>http://www.dailytext.org/insult-sms/langoor-k-munh-me-angoor/</link>
		<comments>http://www.dailytext.org/insult-sms/langoor-k-munh-me-angoor/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Nov 2009 11:24:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Insult Text Messages / SMS, Jokes, Quotes]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.dailytext.org/?p=9602</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Ghar me practice karna:
1. Ek angoor lo
2. Hath me pakro
3. Ab apne danto k beech me rakho
4. Ab ahista se sheeshe me dekho
WAH! LANGOOR K MUNH ME ANGOOR
]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ghar me practice karna:</p>
<p>1. Ek angoor lo<br />
2. Hath me pakro<br />
3. Ab apne danto k beech me rakho<br />
4. Ab ahista se sheeshe me dekho</p>
<p>WAH! LANGOOR K MUNH ME ANGOOR</p>
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		<title>Everything is for one word that is LOVE</title>
		<link>http://www.dailytext.org/love-text-messages/everything-is-for-one-word-that-is-love/</link>
		<comments>http://www.dailytext.org/love-text-messages/everything-is-for-one-word-that-is-love/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Nov 2009 11:14:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Love Text Messages / SMS, Quotes,]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.dailytext.org/?p=9598</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[In one great word my breath is,
That breath is for you,
You is for me,
I is for you,
Everything is for one word
That is great LOVE.

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In one great word my breath is,<br />
That breath is for you,<br />
You is for me,<br />
I is for you,<br />
Everything is for one word<br />
That is great LOVE.<br />
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		<title>Faraz apni wife se</title>
		<link>http://www.dailytext.org/faraz-sms-poetry/faraz-apni-wife-se/</link>
		<comments>http://www.dailytext.org/faraz-sms-poetry/faraz-apni-wife-se/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Oct 2009 09:04:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Faraz Text Messages / SMS, Shayari, Jokes]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.dailytext.org/?p=9592</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Faraz apni wife se,
.
Daag to chala jaega kameez se,
.
Wah wah
..
Daag to chala jaega kameez se,
.
Agr tum kapre dho Tameez se..;-> 
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Faraz apni wife se,</p>
<p>.<br />
Daag to chala jaega kameez se,</p>
<p>.</p>
<p>Wah wah</p>
<p>..</p>
<p>Daag to chala jaega kameez se,<br />
.<br />
Agr tum kapre dho Tameez se..;-> </p>
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