2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car
2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
sardar 2 : Don’t worry, I have a one more.
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Sardar: Will you marry , after I die.
Wife : No I will live with my sister.
Wife : Will you marry , after I die.
Sardar: No I will also live with ur sister.
On a romantic day sardar’s girlfriend
On a romantic day sardar’s girlfriend asks him,
“Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring?”
Sardar : “Ya sure, from landline or mobile”.
Ek sardar road se guzar raha tha
Ek sardar road se guzar raha tha.
usne road se kuch uthaya aur chillaya.
haramjade log tatti bhi aise karte hai jaise
samosa pada ho.
Ji tussi gaddi eni tej kyu bhja rahe ho
Sardarni: Ji tussi gaddi eni tej kyu bhja rahe ho?
Sardar: Areh,gaddi di break fail ho gayi hai,
is sey pehley k accident ho jae,
jaldi jaldi ghar pohunchain gay!
