Bhikhari: Saab 1 rupaya de do
Bhikhari: Saab 1 rupaya de do.
Saheb: Kal aana.
Bhikhari: Saala is kal-kal ke chakkar mein is colony mein mere lakhon
rupaye fase huye hain.
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Aapki Khidmat Main Kuch Computer Technology Related Shaayari Pesh Kar raha Hoon…..
Aapki Khidmat Main Kuch Computer Technology Related Shaayari Pesh Kar raha Hoon…..
Arz Kiya Hai….
Tumse Main Kal Mila To Mere Dil Mein Huwa EK “Sound”
Lekin Aaj Tum Mili To Kehti Ho “Your File Not Found”
Aisa Bhi Nahin Hai Ki “I Don’t Like Your Face”
Per Dil Ke Computer Mein Nahin “Enough Disk Space”
Ghar Se Nikalti Ho Jab Tum Pehan Kar “Evening Gown”
“Too Many Request” Se Ho Jata Hai Mera “Server Down”
Tumahre Liye Pyaar Ka “Application Create” Main Karoonga
Tum Use “Debug” Karna “Wait” Main karoonga
Tumahara Intezaar Karte-Karte Lo Main So Gaya
Yeh Dekho Mera “Connection Timeout” Ho Gaya
Jo Sadiyuon Se Hota Aaya Hai Use Main “Repeat” Kar Doonga
Jo Tum Na Mili To Tujhe Dil Se “Shift+Delete” Kar Doonga
“Company Ki Ladkiyaan Sunder Aur “Lonely” Hain
“Problem” Yeh Hai Ki Woh Bus “Read Only” Hain
Shayad Mere Pyaar Ko “Taste” Karna Bhool Gayi
Dil Se Aisa “Cut” Kiya KI “Paste” Karna Bhool Gayi
Tumahare Saamne Itne “Item” Hain Kabhi Humein Bhi “Pick” Karo
Hamare Pyaar Ke “Icon” PerKabhi To “Double Click” Karo
Roz Subah Hum Karte Hain Unhe Itne Pyaar Se “Good Morning”
Woh Humein Ghoor Kar Dekhte Hain Aise Jaise “0 Errors Magar 5 Warnings”
Kyuon Dost Aaya na Maza…..
naukrani: malkin aap udaas kion hain?
malkin: mujhey pata chala hay k
tumharay sahab ka kisi larki
say chakkar chal raha hay offcie main
naukrani: naheeeeeeen
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sahab mujhai dhoka nahi dai saktay
“Golden word,z”
¤Horn do rasta lo.
¤ Pas kr ya brdasht kr
¤ Nasib apna apna
¤ Maa ki dua jannat ki hawa.
¤Jisne maa ko sataya usne rickshaw chalaya.
¤Palat kr dekh zalim tamanna hum b rkhte hain,
Agr tu honda rakhta hai riksha hum b rkhte hain.
¤Mehnt kr hasad na kr.
¤Mere sajan dua krna.
¤Hum chalay duni
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Agar wo so raha ho to shor mat machana,
Jab wo jage to dhire se ‘Muskarana’,
Phir kehna “KANJUS” SMS karo!
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ye zindgi moh hai,maya hai,jeevan me sukh kisne paya hai,
ek hum hai,jo bhulte nahi hai apko,
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