Child to Dentist doctor

Child to Dentist doctor..!!!
Kya dard ke baigar bhi daant nikalay ja saktay hain ??
Dr: nahi

Child: ager main nikal ke dikhaoun to?
Dr: nikaloo

Child: he he he he he he

ye zindgi moh hai,maya hai,jeevan me sukh kisne paya hai,

ye zindgi moh hai,maya hai,jeevan me sukh kisne paya hai,
ek hum hai,jo bhulte nahi hai apko,
aur ek aap hain jo kehte hain, phir KAMBAKHT ka msg aya hai.

Aapki Khidmat Main Kuch Computer Technology Related Shaayari Pesh Kar raha Hoon…..

Aapki Khidmat Main Kuch Computer Technology Related Shaayari Pesh Kar raha Hoon…..

Arz Kiya Hai….
Tumse Main Kal Mila To Mere Dil Mein Huwa EK “Sound”
Lekin Aaj Tum Mili To Kehti Ho “Your File Not Found”

Aisa Bhi Nahin Hai Ki “I Don’t Like Your Face”
Per Dil Ke Computer Mein Nahin “Enough Disk Space”

Ghar Se Nikalti Ho Jab Tum Pehan Kar “Evening Gown”
“Too Many Request” Se Ho Jata Hai Mera “Server Down”

Tumahre Liye Pyaar Ka “Application Create” Main Karoonga
Tum Use “Debug” Karna “Wait” Main karoonga

Tumahara Intezaar Karte-Karte Lo Main So Gaya
Yeh Dekho Mera “Connection Timeout” Ho Gaya

Jo Sadiyuon Se Hota Aaya Hai Use Main “Repeat” Kar Doonga
Jo Tum Na Mili To Tujhe Dil Se “Shift+Delete” Kar Doonga

“Company Ki Ladkiyaan Sunder Aur “Lonely” Hain
“Problem” Yeh Hai Ki Woh Bus “Read Only” Hain

Shayad Mere Pyaar Ko “Taste” Karna Bhool Gayi
Dil Se Aisa “Cut” Kiya KI “Paste” Karna Bhool Gayi

Tumahare Saamne Itne “Item” Hain Kabhi Humein Bhi “Pick” Karo
Hamare Pyaar Ke “Icon” PerKabhi To “Double Click” Karo

Roz Subah Hum Karte Hain Unhe Itne Pyaar Se “Good Morning”
Woh Humein Ghoor Kar Dekhte Hain Aise Jaise “0 Errors Magar 5 Warnings”

Kyuon Dost Aaya na Maza…..

Ek Bihari ko Raaste me

Ek Bihari ko Raaste me
cycle ka paidal mila
aur use uthakar Ghar le aya.
Ghar laa kar Biwi ko bola
ye sambhal ke rakhde,
isme cycle dalwa lenge.

Aik bandar ka bacha apni maan say

Aik bandar ka bacha apni maan say:
maa main itna badsurat kyon hoon

maa beta khuda ka shukar karo aur,
usay dheko jo message pardh raha hai