malkin aap udaas kion hain

naukrani: malkin aap udaas kion hain?
malkin: mujhey pata chala hay k
tumharay sahab ka kisi larki
say chakkar chal raha hay offcie main
naukrani: naheeeeeeen
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sahab mujhai dhoka nahi dai saktay

Child: Mom is bar hum sare

Child: Mom is bar hum sare patakhe is shop se lenge.
Mom: lekin beta ye to girls hostel hai.
Child: Papa to kehte hain k sari phul-jhariyan yahi rehti hain…

Sahab: Tum bathroom mei q ghus aye

Sahab:
Tum bathroom mei q ghus aye,
kia tumhain pta nahi tha ke main naha raha hoon?
Mulazim:
Hazur galti ho gai,
main samjha tha begum sahiba naha rahi hain;-)

chalo kisi sunsaan/viraan jagah chaltey hain

Boy:chalo kisi sunsaan/viraan jagah chaltey hain!

Girl:tum aisi-waisi harkat to nahi karoge?

Boy:bilkul nahi!

Girl:to phir rehne do…

Kiya ap kay sir per

Kiya ap kay sir per seengh hain?
no r u sure?
plz check again.
no?

ok no problem waqie Gadhay kay sur per seengh nahi hotay:p