Ek Bihari ko Raaste me

Ek Bihari ko Raaste me
cycle ka paidal mila
aur use uthakar Ghar le aya.
Ghar laa kar Biwi ko bola
ye sambhal ke rakhde,
isme cycle dalwa lenge.

Aapki Khidmat Main Kuch Computer Technology Related Shaayari Pesh Kar raha Hoon…..

Aapki Khidmat Main Kuch Computer Technology Related Shaayari Pesh Kar raha Hoon…..

Arz Kiya Hai….
Tumse Main Kal Mila To Mere Dil Mein Huwa EK “Sound”
Lekin Aaj Tum Mili To Kehti Ho “Your File Not Found”

Aisa Bhi Nahin Hai Ki “I Don’t Like Your Face”
Per Dil Ke Computer Mein Nahin “Enough Disk Space”

Ghar Se Nikalti Ho Jab Tum Pehan Kar “Evening Gown”
“Too Many Request” Se Ho Jata Hai Mera “Server Down”

Tumahre Liye Pyaar Ka “Application Create” Main Karoonga
Tum Use “Debug” Karna “Wait” Main karoonga

Tumahara Intezaar Karte-Karte Lo Main So Gaya
Yeh Dekho Mera “Connection Timeout” Ho Gaya

Jo Sadiyuon Se Hota Aaya Hai Use Main “Repeat” Kar Doonga
Jo Tum Na Mili To Tujhe Dil Se “Shift+Delete” Kar Doonga

“Company Ki Ladkiyaan Sunder Aur “Lonely” Hain
“Problem” Yeh Hai Ki Woh Bus “Read Only” Hain

Shayad Mere Pyaar Ko “Taste” Karna Bhool Gayi
Dil Se Aisa “Cut” Kiya KI “Paste” Karna Bhool Gayi

Tumahare Saamne Itne “Item” Hain Kabhi Humein Bhi “Pick” Karo
Hamare Pyaar Ke “Icon” PerKabhi To “Double Click” Karo

Roz Subah Hum Karte Hain Unhe Itne Pyaar Se “Good Morning”
Woh Humein Ghoor Kar Dekhte Hain Aise Jaise “0 Errors Magar 5 Warnings”

Kyuon Dost Aaya na Maza…..

2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car

2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
sardar 2 : Don’t worry, I have a one more.

A lucknowi nawab meets sardar

A lucknowi nawab meets sardar. Nawab: Janab kya main apko aik takleef de sakta hoon? Sardar: O kutty hath to laga, daikh tujhy zalel kese karta hon

Three ants find an elephant

Three ants find an elephant asleep.
One says,”We’ll kill him!”
Other one says,”We’ll break his legs!”
3rd one says:
“choro yaar bechara akela hai aur hum teen..!!”:-)