Sahab: Tum bathroom mei q ghus aye

Sahab:
Tum bathroom mei q ghus aye,
kia tumhain pta nahi tha ke main naha raha hoon?
Mulazim:
Hazur galti ho gai,
main samjha tha begum sahiba naha rahi hain;-)

Child to Dentist doctor

Child to Dentist doctor..!!!
Kya dard ke baigar bhi daant nikalay ja saktay hain ??
Dr: nahi

Child: ager main nikal ke dikhaoun to?
Dr: nikaloo

Child: he he he he he he

chalo kisi sunsaan/viraan jagah chaltey hain

Boy:chalo kisi sunsaan/viraan jagah chaltey hain!

Girl:tum aisi-waisi harkat to nahi karoge?

Boy:bilkul nahi!

Girl:to phir rehne do…

Aapki Khidmat Main Kuch Computer Technology Related Shaayari Pesh Kar raha Hoon…..

Aapki Khidmat Main Kuch Computer Technology Related Shaayari Pesh Kar raha Hoon…..

Arz Kiya Hai….
Tumse Main Kal Mila To Mere Dil Mein Huwa EK “Sound”
Lekin Aaj Tum Mili To Kehti Ho “Your File Not Found”

Aisa Bhi Nahin Hai Ki “I Don’t Like Your Face”
Per Dil Ke Computer Mein Nahin “Enough Disk Space”

Ghar Se Nikalti Ho Jab Tum Pehan Kar “Evening Gown”
“Too Many Request” Se Ho Jata Hai Mera “Server Down”

Tumahre Liye Pyaar Ka “Application Create” Main Karoonga
Tum Use “Debug” Karna “Wait” Main karoonga

Tumahara Intezaar Karte-Karte Lo Main So Gaya
Yeh Dekho Mera “Connection Timeout” Ho Gaya

Jo Sadiyuon Se Hota Aaya Hai Use Main “Repeat” Kar Doonga
Jo Tum Na Mili To Tujhe Dil Se “Shift+Delete” Kar Doonga

“Company Ki Ladkiyaan Sunder Aur “Lonely” Hain
“Problem” Yeh Hai Ki Woh Bus “Read Only” Hain

Shayad Mere Pyaar Ko “Taste” Karna Bhool Gayi
Dil Se Aisa “Cut” Kiya KI “Paste” Karna Bhool Gayi

Tumahare Saamne Itne “Item” Hain Kabhi Humein Bhi “Pick” Karo
Hamare Pyaar Ke “Icon” PerKabhi To “Double Click” Karo

Roz Subah Hum Karte Hain Unhe Itne Pyaar Se “Good Morning”
Woh Humein Ghoor Kar Dekhte Hain Aise Jaise “0 Errors Magar 5 Warnings”

Kyuon Dost Aaya na Maza…..

Dangerous Game

Ek larki dosri se…!!!
Sab se khatarnak game kon sa ha..?
2nd girl;
Hur woh game jo boys ke sath khela jaey,
Khass kar andhery main.