On a romantic day sardar’s girlfriend
On a romantic day sardar’s girlfriend asks him,
“Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring?”
Sardar : “Ya sure, from landline or mobile”.
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2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car
2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
sardar 2 : Don’t worry, I have a one more.
A lucknowi nawab meets sardar. Nawab: Janab kya main apko aik takleef de sakta hoon? Sardar: O kutty hath to laga, daikh tujhy zalel kese karta hon
Boy:Darling Hamare pyar ke
bare mein kisi ko mat batana.
Girl: Sana ko to zaroor bataungi,
kehti thi kaun paagal hoga
jo tujhse pyar karega
A Pakistani man goes for fishing, catches a big fish.
Comes home and asks his wife to cook the fish.
Wife says she can’t as there is no gas, no electricity,
no atta(floor) and no cooking oil to fry it in.
Man goes and puts the fish back in the river.
Fish comes up to the surface and shouts
“Pakistan Zindabad”
Sardar: Will you marry , after I die.
Wife : No I will live with my sister.
Wife : Will you marry , after I die.
Sardar: No I will also live with ur sister.
