Sahab: Tum bathroom mei q ghus aye
Sahab:
Tum bathroom mei q ghus aye,
kia tumhain pta nahi tha ke main naha raha hoon?
Mulazim:
Hazur galti ho gai,
main samjha tha begum sahiba naha rahi hain;-)
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naukrani: malkin aap udaas kion hain?
malkin: mujhey pata chala hay k
tumharay sahab ka kisi larki
say chakkar chal raha hay offcie main
naukrani: naheeeeeeen
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sahab mujhai dhoka nahi dai saktay
Pata hai Main kya bana rahi hu
2 pyaz,
3 lahsun,
5 gm zeera,
3 kali mirch,
2 spoon namak,
4 spoon oil,
1 cup water
Aur thoda sa hara dhaniya.
Pata hai Main kya bana rahi hu?
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Tumhain ullu!
Aapki Khidmat Main Kuch Computer Technology Related Shaayari Pesh Kar raha Hoon…..
Aapki Khidmat Main Kuch Computer Technology Related Shaayari Pesh Kar raha Hoon…..
Arz Kiya Hai….
Tumse Main Kal Mila To Mere Dil Mein Huwa EK “Sound”
Lekin Aaj Tum Mili To Kehti Ho “Your File Not Found”
Aisa Bhi Nahin Hai Ki “I Don’t Like Your Face”
Per Dil Ke Computer Mein Nahin “Enough Disk Space”
Ghar Se Nikalti Ho Jab Tum Pehan Kar “Evening Gown”
“Too Many Request” Se Ho Jata Hai Mera “Server Down”
Tumahre Liye Pyaar Ka “Application Create” Main Karoonga
Tum Use “Debug” Karna “Wait” Main karoonga
Tumahara Intezaar Karte-Karte Lo Main So Gaya
Yeh Dekho Mera “Connection Timeout” Ho Gaya
Jo Sadiyuon Se Hota Aaya Hai Use Main “Repeat” Kar Doonga
Jo Tum Na Mili To Tujhe Dil Se “Shift+Delete” Kar Doonga
“Company Ki Ladkiyaan Sunder Aur “Lonely” Hain
“Problem” Yeh Hai Ki Woh Bus “Read Only” Hain
Shayad Mere Pyaar Ko “Taste” Karna Bhool Gayi
Dil Se Aisa “Cut” Kiya KI “Paste” Karna Bhool Gayi
Tumahare Saamne Itne “Item” Hain Kabhi Humein Bhi “Pick” Karo
Hamare Pyaar Ke “Icon” PerKabhi To “Double Click” Karo
Roz Subah Hum Karte Hain Unhe Itne Pyaar Se “Good Morning”
Woh Humein Ghoor Kar Dekhte Hain Aise Jaise “0 Errors Magar 5 Warnings”
Kyuon Dost Aaya na Maza…..
Aik bandar ka bacha apni maan say
Aik bandar ka bacha apni maan say:
maa main itna badsurat kyon hoon
maa beta khuda ka shukar karo aur,
usay dheko jo message pardh raha hai
Child to Dentist doctor..!!!
Kya dard ke baigar bhi daant nikalay ja saktay hain ??
Dr: nahi
Child: ager main nikal ke dikhaoun to?
Dr: nikaloo
Child: he he he he he he
