Santa bar me ro raha tha

Phuloun se khoobsurat koi nahi.
Sagar se gahara koi nahi.
Aab aapki kya tarif karu…
Dost me aap jaisa…
Nalayak koi nahi!

Sahab:
Tum bathroom mei q ghus aye,
kia tumhain pta nahi tha ke main naha raha hoon?
Mulazim:
Hazur galti ho gai,
main samjha tha begum sahiba naha rahi hain;-)

naukrani: malkin aap udaas kion hain?
malkin: mujhey pata chala hay k
tumharay sahab ka kisi larki
say chakkar chal raha hay offcie main
naukrani: naheeeeeeen
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sahab mujhai dhoka nahi dai saktay

Ek sardar road se guzar raha tha.
usne road se kuch uthaya aur chillaya.
haramjade log tatti bhi aise karte hai jaise
samosa pada ho.

Aik nazar se bhi pyar hota

Aik Kana Kisi Ladki Ko Propose Kare
To Konsa Geet Gayega?
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Aik Nazar se bhi Pyar Hota Hai,
Maine Suna Hai.