Aik bandar ka bacha apni maan say

Aik bandar ka bacha apni maan say:
maa main itna badsurat kyon hoon

maa beta khuda ka shukar karo aur,
usay dheko jo message pardh raha hai

Aapki Khidmat Main Kuch Computer Technology Related Shaayari Pesh Kar raha Hoon…..

Aapki Khidmat Main Kuch Computer Technology Related Shaayari Pesh Kar raha Hoon…..

Arz Kiya Hai….
Tumse Main Kal Mila To Mere Dil Mein Huwa EK “Sound”
Lekin Aaj Tum Mili To Kehti Ho “Your File Not Found”

Aisa Bhi Nahin Hai Ki “I Don’t Like Your Face”
Per Dil Ke Computer Mein Nahin “Enough Disk Space”

Ghar Se Nikalti Ho Jab Tum Pehan Kar “Evening Gown”
“Too Many Request” Se Ho Jata Hai Mera “Server Down”

Tumahre Liye Pyaar Ka “Application Create” Main Karoonga
Tum Use “Debug” Karna “Wait” Main karoonga

Tumahara Intezaar Karte-Karte Lo Main So Gaya
Yeh Dekho Mera “Connection Timeout” Ho Gaya

Jo Sadiyuon Se Hota Aaya Hai Use Main “Repeat” Kar Doonga
Jo Tum Na Mili To Tujhe Dil Se “Shift+Delete” Kar Doonga

“Company Ki Ladkiyaan Sunder Aur “Lonely” Hain
“Problem” Yeh Hai Ki Woh Bus “Read Only” Hain

Shayad Mere Pyaar Ko “Taste” Karna Bhool Gayi
Dil Se Aisa “Cut” Kiya KI “Paste” Karna Bhool Gayi

Tumahare Saamne Itne “Item” Hain Kabhi Humein Bhi “Pick” Karo
Hamare Pyaar Ke “Icon” PerKabhi To “Double Click” Karo

Roz Subah Hum Karte Hain Unhe Itne Pyaar Se “Good Morning”
Woh Humein Ghoor Kar Dekhte Hain Aise Jaise “0 Errors Magar 5 Warnings”

Kyuon Dost Aaya na Maza…..

What does ILU means?

What does ILU means?

I= I
L= Love
U=Urdu
so I love urdu…
tum kya samjhey they…
I love ullu..
to haan mein tum say bhi pyar karta hoon

Itna khubsurat kaise muskura

Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho.Itna qatil kaise sharma lete
ho.Kitni aasani se Jaan le lete ho.Kisi ne sikhaya hai ya bachpan se
hi kaminay ho ?

Bhikhari: Saab 1 rupaya de do

Bhikhari: Saab 1 rupaya de do.
Saheb: Kal aana.
Bhikhari: Saala is kal-kal ke chakkar mein is colony mein mere lakhon
rupaye fase huye hain.