A Gorgeous Girl walks up

Girl ur clever, girl ur smart,
girl ur like a work of art,
girl ur sexy, girl ur fine,
d only thing u aint is mine!

Movie ratings Explained:

G:Nobody gets the girl.
PG:The good guy gets the girl.
R:The bad guy gets the girl.
X:Everybody gets the girl!

Doc, cut off my dog’s tail.
Vet: Why do u want to do that?
Coz my mom-in-law is visiting us &
I dont want nythng 2 make her think
she’s welcomed.

A Law Prof asks a Student: Whch is d most impt
LAW of Finance 4 Starting a New Business?
The Student replies: Father-in-Law

Everynite as i lie in my
bed all i cis those sexy eyes,
kissable lips, smooth skin,
DROP DEAD gorgeous body!
DAM., i’ve got 2 move DAT
MIRROR FROM MY CEILING