Girl ur clever, girl ur smart,

Movie ratings Explained:

G:Nobody gets the girl.
PG:The good guy gets the girl.
R:The bad guy gets the girl.
X:Everybody gets the girl!

A Gorgeous Girl walks up 2 d Prof’s cabin & says:
I’ll do nythng 2 pass d Exam.
Prof:nything?
Girl:Ya
Prof:Sure??
Girl:Ya !!
Prof:Thn Go & Study!!

I know you think I’m cute,
I know you think I’m fine,
but like the other guys
take a number and wait in line!

If being caring was time,
U wud b ETERNITY
If being a darling was a dime,
U wud b worth BILLIONS
But if being sexy was a crime,
U wud b so GUILTY.

Everynite as i lie in my
bed all i cis those sexy eyes,
kissable lips, smooth skin,
DROP DEAD gorgeous body!
DAM., i’ve got 2 move DAT
MIRROR FROM MY CEILING