Have you eaten muli da paratha?

Wat is yellow and white,
and goes down railway lines at over
100 miles an hour?

The train drivers egg sandwich!

A small kid wrote to SANTA CLAUSE,
“send me a brother”.
santa wrote back,
“send me ur mother”

santa 2 banta — yaar banta neend nahi aa rahi.
banta—-koi baat nahi. uska intzaar mat kar or so jaa.

Everynite as i lie in my
bed all i cis those sexy eyes,
kissable lips, smooth skin,
DROP DEAD gorgeous body!
DAM., i’ve got 2 move DAT
MIRROR FROM MY CEILING

Thought of the day:
Dont let someone become a priority in ur
life wen u r just an option in their’s..!