Man at medical store
Man at medical store:I need poison
Chemist: I can’t sell you that
Man shows his marriage certificate
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Chemist: Oh! sorry,
I did not knew you had a prescription.
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Marriage is d triumph of imagination
over intelligence.
Second marriage is d triumph of
hope over experience.
My prescription 4u
A cute lil smile 4 brkfast
Mre laughs 4 lunch
& lots of happiness 4 dinner
My fee?
An xtra smile wenevr u think of me!
Tips 2 reduce consumption of alcohol:
B4 marriage drink only on d days
wen ur sad n aftr marriage drink
only on d days wen ur HAPPY..!!
Do u know fun in chemistry?
If u drink Ethanol (alcohol)
U wil dance for others!
If u drink methanol (poison)
others wil dance for u!
Wat do Marriage n a Tornado hav in common?
U strt off wit a lot of blowing & thn sucking,
& thn next thng u knw ur house is gone!