Marriage is d

Tips 2 reduce consumption of alcohol:
B4 marriage drink only on d days
wen ur sad n aftr marriage drink
only on d days wen ur HAPPY..!!

Wat do Marriage n a Tornado hav in common?

U strt off wit a lot of blowing & thn sucking,
& thn next thng u knw ur house is gone!

He: yes! at last it was so hard to wait
she:Do you want me to leave?
He: No! don’t even think about it
She: Do you love me ?
He: ofcourse! over and over!
She:Have you ever cheated on me?
He:No! why are you even asking?
She:will you go on with me on picnic?
He:every chance I get!
She:will you hit me ?
He:Are you crazy?I’m not that kind of person!
She:can I trust u?
He:yes..
She: Darling!

After marriage…
Now simply read from bottom to top

A modern employer is one who is looking
for men between ages 25 and 30 with
40 yrs experience.

Experience is a wonderful thing.
It enables u to recognize a
mistake when you make it again.