Perfect lecture should be
For Teachers
“Perfect lecture should be like a girls mini skirt which is long enough to cover the subject and short enough to creat the interest”
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Aftr a 2 1/2 hr lecture on r country’s
missions abroad,d teachr askd -
‘Whch mission wud u choose?’
students replied - ‘Intermission,Sir.’
Xams r thr
@ d paper u stare
d ans is nowhr
whch makes u pull ur hair
d teachers glare
d grades r not fair
bt jus lyk d past 20yrs,
WE DONT CARE!!
A student was asked to write
a signboard for the traffic rules
near the college campus
He wrote:-
“Drive Carefully!
Don’t kill the students,
wait for the Teachers”
Girls are like phones,
dey like to be held n talked too,
but if u press d wrong button
u’ll be disconnected!
Life is Short, Live it!
Love is Small, Flirt it!
Troubles are Momentary, Face it!
Memories are Sweet, Cherish it!
I’m too Good, Accept it!
