sardar g ne job k liye apply kia

Sardar g ne job k liye apply kia. Jawab aya to khushi mein 1 Grand party ker dali. Doston ne fermaish ki k apointmnt lettr dikhao.
Sardar: Ay English ich hy mein tuhanu tarjma kr k dasda haan

“Dear Banta Singh”

Pyare Banta Singh

“You Do not meet”

Tussi te milday hi nai

“our requirements”

Sadi zrurat ho tusi

“no further corspondnce..”

Hun hore chitti di lorr nai, jaldi naal aa jao

“will b entertained”

Twadi boht khatir kiti javay gi

Yeh student ki pehchan hai

Yeh student ki pehchan hai.
Hath mein cigret mun me pan hai.
Mashoor ye shetan hai.
Yeh student ki pehchan hai.

Parhna isay ata nhi,
Class me kabi jata nai,
Canteen iski jan hai,
Yeh student ki pehchan hai.

Jalso me sab se agay hai,
Naaro me sab se agay hai,
Imtehan me naqal iski aan hai,
Yeh student ki pehchan hai.

Larkio k pichay para hai,
Jo larki ghusa ho jaye zara,
Tab yeh uska banta bhai jan hai,
Yeh student ki pehchan hai.

Have you eaten muli da paratha?

Santa:Have you eaten muli da paratha?
Bubli:No,maine to sandwich khaya hai.
Santa:Dont try to lie,u know lips can lie but hips don’t lie.

A small kid wrote to SANTA CLAUSE,

A small kid wrote to SANTA CLAUSE,
“send me a brother”.
santa wrote back,
“send me ur mother”

Girls with different ages

15 to 20 saal ki larki football ki tarha hai aik k pechay dus log.

21 to 30 saal ki larki cricket ball hai aik k pas ati hai baqi reh jatay hain.

31 to 40 saal ki larki to nahi hoti,
Woh aurat hoti hai jo table tennis ki ball ki tarha hai aik kehta hai tu rakh dusra kehta hai tu rakh !