Tips 2 reduce consumption
Tips 2 reduce consumption of alcohol:
B4 marriage drink only on d days
wen ur sad n aftr marriage drink
only on d days wen ur HAPPY..!!
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Do u know fun in chemistry?
If u drink Ethanol (alcohol)
U wil dance for others!
If u drink methanol (poison)
others wil dance for u!
Quote Unquote: Worrying doesnt
Quote Unquote:
Worrying doesnt reduce yday’s sorrows
but it empties today’s strength…
So dont worry n stay happy!
Marriage is d triumph of imagination
over intelligence.
Second marriage is d triumph of
hope over experience.
Why do u live like a NUN aftr u get married?
NUN in the morning, NUN in the afternoon,
NUN in the evening, NUN what so ever!
Aftr a 2 1/2 hr lecture on r country’s
missions abroad,d teachr askd -
‘Whch mission wud u choose?’
students replied - ‘Intermission,Sir.’