What is a girl friend?

Girl ur clever, girl ur smart,
girl ur like a work of art,
girl ur sexy, girl ur fine,
d only thing u aint is mine!

Movie ratings Explained:

G:Nobody gets the girl.
PG:The good guy gets the girl.
R:The bad guy gets the girl.
X:Everybody gets the girl!

A Gorgeous Girl walks up 2 d Prof’s cabin & says:
I’ll do nythng 2 pass d Exam.
Prof:nything?
Girl:Ya
Prof:Sure??
Girl:Ya !!
Prof:Thn Go & Study!!

We r lyk Tea Bags,whr true strength
cums out wen v r put in hot water.
So wen problems come 2U,just think..
U must be God’s favrite cup of Tea..!

Oops,whch 1 shal I follow?

Laziness is d worst enemy of humans..
-Jawaharlal Nehru.
Humans shud learn 2 luv even thr worst enemies!!
-Mahatma Gandhi