What is the difference between

Yamraj:Your Time Is Over.
Boy:Is There Anyway To Escape?

Yamraj:If you Can Kiss the one Who Is Reading This Messsage!

Boy:Che..Yack..Thu..
I Prefer To Die

Today is an international day for the mentally disabled .
Please send an encouraging sms to a mentally disabled friend,
as i have done

What did the elephant say to the naked man?
How do you breathe through that thing?

My Message to the world!
If you like me,
Raise your hands