Beggar: Oh sundari,
Beggar: Oh sundari, andha hoon, paanch rupya de de.
Pappu to his wife: De de, De de, tujhe sundari bola hai to har haal main ye andha hai.
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Sharaabi Pappu knocks the door of his house. His wife opens the door.
Pappu asks: Who r u?
Wife: How dare you forget your wife?
Pappu: Nasha har gam ko bhula deta hai
2 Hijade ek shaadi ki badhai dene gaye.
Haye haye main to 1100 lungi.
Dusri Boli main to 2100 lungi.
Peeche se Pappu bola Abey 2310 le lo usme FM bhi hai!!!
Pappu-Bus stand jane k kitne paise?
Rikshawala: 10 Rs
Pappu: 2Rs mein chalega to theek hai
Rikshawala: 2Rs mein kaun le k jayega?
Pappu: Peeche baith main lekar jata hoon.
Pappu ke bagiche mein bahut sare ped - paude thay, Pappu naukar ko bola ped-paudon ko pani dal.
Naukar: Sahab baarish ho rahi hai.
Pappu: Abe to Chatri leke dal.
