Driver: Sir ji, petrol
Driver: Sir ji, petrol khatam ho gaya, gaadi aage nahi ja sakti.
Sardar:-Chalo Phir, wapis le chalo. Driver: Sir ji, petrol khatam ho gaya, gaadi aage nahi ja sakti.
Sardar:-Chalo Phir, wapis le chalo.
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