Nurse- Congrats: Apke jurwa

Nurse: Congrats Pappu ji, aap papa ban gaye.
Pappu: Meri wife ko nahi bolna mein use surprise dunga!

Pappu to a doc: Apne nurse bahut achchi rakhi hai, uska haath lagtey hi mein theek ho gaya.
Doc: Jaanta hoon, thappad ki awaaz mujhe bhi sunai di thi.

Pappu ne apne nawen jamme bachche nu pakdeya per usne Pappu te sussu karta.
Pappu to nurse: Bibi eh piece leak karda hai badal k le aa..!

Pappu: Ghar ka saara keemti samaan chhupa ke rakh do, mere dost aa rahe hain.
Jeeto: Kyon! Aapke dost chura lengey? Pappu: Nahin, pehchan lengey.

Sardar: Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho?
Pappu: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha, har baar lagta hai jaise usko vapas karne aya hai.