Nurse: Congrats Pappu

Nurse- Congrats: Apke jurwa bete hue hain.
Pappu: Ye to hona hi tha.
Nurse- Kyon?
Pappu: Jab dekho KBC PART-2 dekhti rahti thi, Mil gaya na UMEED SE DUGNA

Pappu apni khoobsurat Bibi k saath car mein baitha. Driver ne sheesha set kiya. Pappu gusse mein bola, meri bibi ko dekhkta hai, piche baith, car mein chalaoonga!

Pappu: Mein Shimla ja raha hoon, jate hue raaste mein biwi ko khai mein dhaka de doonga.
Sardar: Yaar meri bi le ja, use bhi dhaka de dena.
Pappu: Theek hai, agar tu bura na maane use vaapsi pe dhaka de doon?

Sharaabi Pappu knocks the door of his house. His wife opens the door.
Pappu asks: Who r u?
Wife: How dare you forget your wife?
Pappu: Nasha har gam ko bhula deta hai

Pappu to a doc: Apne nurse bahut achchi rakhi hai, uska haath lagtey hi mein theek ho gaya.
Doc: Jaanta hoon, thappad ki awaaz mujhe bhi sunai di thi.