Pappu bar vich ro reha

Pappu: Ghar ka saara keemti samaan chhupa ke rakh do, mere dost aa rahe hain.
Jeeto: Kyon! Aapke dost chura lengey? Pappu: Nahin, pehchan lengey.

At a football match ground. Pappu: Ye log ball nu foot kyun maar rahe ne?
Boy: Goal karan lai.
Pappu: Paar ball tan pehlan hi gol hai hor kinni gol karangey.

Pappu: tainu Sunny Deol da phone no pata hai…?
Sardar: Nahin, kyon ki hoya?
Pappu: Yaaar asi Nalka patauna si.

Pappu bada dukhi tha, kisi ne pucha itni tension me kyon ho?
Pappu: Ek dost ko 3 lac plastic surgery k liye diye the, ab use pehchan nahin pa raha

Sardar: Yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho?
Pappu: Suicide karne ke liye
Sardar: To phir ubalne ki kya zaroorat hai?
Pappu: Kahin infection na ho jaaye