Pappu: Mein Shimla ja raha hoon
Pappu: Mein Shimla ja raha hoon, jate hue raaste mein biwi ko khai mein dhaka de doonga.
Sardar: Yaar meri bi le ja, use bhi dhaka de dena.
Pappu: Theek hai, agar tu bura na maane use vaapsi pe dhaka de doon?
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Sardar: Gold ring de de.
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Pappu: 2Rs mein chalega to theek hai
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Pappu: Peeche baith main lekar jata hoon.
Teacher: Pappu, TAMSO MA JYOTIR GAMYA” shloka ka kya arth hai?
Pappu: Tum so jayo maa, mein Jyoti ke pass ja raha hoon.
Teacher: Pappu, TAMSO MA JYOTIR GAMYA” shloka ka kya arth hai?
Pappu: Tum so jayo maa, mein Jyoti ke pass ja raha hoon.
