Petrol ke rate badhne par Pappu
Petrol ke rate badhne par Pappu bola: “Menu koi farak nahin penda. Pehle bhi 100 ka bharwata tha ab bhi 100 ka bharwata hoon.”
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Q: A Man asked Pappu, “Akal badhi ya bhains? ”
A: Pappu bola, “Pehle date of birth to batao.”
Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai.
Pappu: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai.
Pappu: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai & jumps into the well.
Pappu: Isme suicide karne waali kya baat thi.?
Beggar: Oh sundari, andha hoon, paanch rupya de de.
Pappu to his wife: De de, De de, tujhe sundari bola hai to har haal main ye andha hai.
Pappu ke bagiche mein bahut sare ped - paude thay, Pappu naukar ko bola ped-paudon ko pani dal.
Naukar: Sahab baarish ho rahi hai.
Pappu: Abe to Chatri leke dal.
Pappu: Tainu tairna aanda hai?
Sardar: No
Pappu: Tere naalon ta kutte changey ne jehre tair lende ne
Sardar: Tenu tairna aanda hai?
Pappu: Aaho
Sardar: Pher tere te kutte ch ki farak hai?