Q: A Man asked Pappu

Petrol ke rate badhne par Pappu bola: “Menu koi farak nahin penda. Pehle bhi 100 ka bharwata tha ab bhi 100 ka bharwata hoon.”

Pappu ke bagiche mein bahut sare ped - paude thay, Pappu naukar ko bola ped-paudon ko pani dal.
Naukar: Sahab baarish ho rahi hai.
Pappu: Abe to Chatri leke dal.

Sardar ek sadhu se bola: Baba, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upay batao.
Sadhu: Beta, upaay hota to main sadhu kyun Sardar?

Pappu was writing his father’s name on a 1000 Watt bulb.
Pappu asked him: What are you doing?
Pappu: Aapka naam roshan kar raha hoon.

Pappu, Sardar & Bobby were going on a motorcycle. Policeman gives hand to stop.
Pappu shouted: Oye pagal, pehle hi 3 bethe hain tu kahan baithega?