Sardar ek sadhu se bola
Sardar ek sadhu se bola: Baba, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upay batao.
Sadhu: Beta, upaay hota to main sadhu kyun Sardar?
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Sadhu: Bachcha teri biwi ko chuddail chimar gayee hai. Upaaye karvaao.
Sardar: Upaaye? Baba, agar do behenein gale mil rahi hain to is mein harz hi kya hai ?
Sardar: Pareshan lag rahe ho.
Pappu: Yaar baap ban ne wala hu.
Sardar: Yeh to khushi ki baat hai.
Pappu: Lekin biwi ko nahi pata.
Pappu’s girfriend: Meri maa aapko bahut pasand karti hai.
Pappu, after a deep thought: Kuchh bhi ho jaye, shaadi to main tujhse hi karunga!
Sardar: Meri biwi mujhe chod ke chali gayi.
Pappu: Tu uska khyal nahi rakhta hoga.
Sardar: Arre yaar, Sagi behan ki tarah rakhta tha.
Pappu: Oh yaar main badi mushkil mein hoon. Meri biwi mujhse ek pappi ka Ek rupeya leti hai.
Sardar: Oh yaar tu lucky hai, auron se to woh 5 rupaye leti hai.
